Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTF. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Double-U Tee Eff



Um, sometimes I question Google on what brings people to my corner of the internet.
However, I'm happy to report that one person found me by searching for:
Pics of old fat guys haveing (sic) sex with..... and I can only assume this is finished with something like wild boars in the outback....

The internet, gotta love it.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

WTF Moments

File this in the category of unusual shit that happens to me.

I have this irritated skin-tag on my shoulder/neck area.  I think it's a skin-tag, it could just be an irritated pimple for all I know.  Either way, it's annoying and it rubs on my shirt the wrong way.
So yesterday I decide to be smart and throw a band-aid over it to cut out the irritation.

I wear it all day, it definitely helps.  I leave it on for my workout at the gym because I wear those super cool spandex type dealie-o's that don't let your sweat break through your clothes - and I really didn't want that tight on my skin and rubbing at the irritated area.

No annoyance so I'm good.
Fast forward to me waking up at 5:30 this morning and going to scratch my shoulder and coming in contact with the band-aid that I had forgotten to remove at any point last night.
I feel a bit of soreness, but I dig in and rip the band-aid off and then I start to feel some minor pain.
I reach up and touch where the issue is coming from and it feels all goopy.

Yes, somehow, during my workout, the sweat forced the band-aid to cauterize to my fucking skin and when I ripped it off I ripped off some goopy flesh with it.
So, now instead of having just this one little spot of irritation I have a much larger issue haha.
At least it wasn't the whole band-aid that gave me the issue and just around the edges - but still.
I've gone this many years without ever having a similar issue or even hearing that this shit is possible.
WTF man, seriously?